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"Um... I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically - kind of a big deal! Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- I hurt people. I'm a force a' nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead! WOOO!

Scout Says

• "I am the Scout here!"
• "Bonk!"
• "Your like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching ya' flying through a windshield"
• "Repeat after me: mhmm-mhmm-mhmm I'm dead!"
• "If you order now I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free."
• "Look at this: just caved in your skull, my Bat's still dry, no clumps of hair - nothin'."
• "Pop quiz: How long's it take to beat a moron to death? ERRR! Sorry times, you're dead."
• "You'll never hit me! You'll never hit my tiny head! It's so tiny I got a frickin'... such a tiny lil' head!"
• "Whassamatter, y'freakin' stupid?"
• "Aaargheiaaaiargh!"

Equipment

Primary	Secondary	Melee
Scattergun	Pistol	Baseball bat
Force of Nature	Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol	Sandman
Shortstop	Mad Milk	Holy Mackerel
Soda Poper	Crit-a-Cola	Candy Cane
Back Scatter	Winger	Atomizer
Baby Face's Blaster	Bonk! Atomic Punch	Boston Basher
	Flying Guillotine	Fan O'War
		Sun on a Stick
		Wrap Assassin

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